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RE: Jokes and funnies.

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First picture of Wayne Rooneys baby

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A wee Rangers supporter was on the Weakest Link, Ann Robinson aaked him, "What does acoustic mean?" He thought for a while and replied, "It's something fur hitting coo's wi'!!"

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And the point you are trying to make here Mr D is?????????.....

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Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster.

Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!

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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink..

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let

liquor touch my lips."

Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't realise we had a

choice!"

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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.

The operator asks "How many people are flying with you ?"

Paddy replies "I don't know. Its your plane".

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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.

She undresses, lies on the bed spreadeagled and says "You know what I

want don't you ?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole friggin' bed by the looks of it."

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Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap.

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Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath beach, was asked to identify her.

A detective held up the head to which Paddy said "I don't think that's her, she wasn't that tall!"