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willie



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Posts: 177
Date: October 29th
RE: Jokes and funnies.


Well, now that you've offered.....................!

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Admin



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Posts: 106
Date: 9 days ago

First picture of Wayne Rooneys baby

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willie



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Posts: 177
Date: 4 days ago

A wee Rangers supporter was on the Weakest Link, Ann Robinson aaked him, "What does acoustic mean?" He thought for a while and replied, "It's something fur hitting coo's wi'!!" 

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Rod



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Posts: 71
Date: 2 days ago

And the point you are trying to make here Mr D is?????????.....

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Gannitekos



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Posts: 137
Date: 2 days ago

Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was  a disaster.

Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!



Gannitekos



Senior Member

Posts: 137
Date: 2 days ago

A Muslim was sitting next to  Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.

  The stewardess  asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink..

  He replied in disgust  "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let

  liquor touch my lips."

  Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't realise  we had a

  choice!"



Gannitekos



Senior Member

Posts: 137
Date: 2 days ago

 Paddy  calls Easyjet to book a flight.

  The operator asks "How many  people are flying with you ?"

  Paddy replies "I don't know. Its  your plane".



Gannitekos



Senior Member

Posts: 137
Date: 2 days ago

Paddy takes his new  wife to bed on their wedding night.

  She undresses, lies on the  bed spreadeagled and says "You know what I

 want don't you ?"

  "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole friggin' bed by the looks of it."



Gannitekos



Senior Member

Posts: 137
Date: 2 days ago

Paddy, the  electrician, got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing  the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was a death  trap.

Gannitekos



Senior Member

Posts: 137
Date: 2 days ago

Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of  the woman whose head was found on Arbroath beach, was asked to identify  her.

A detective held up the head to which Paddy said "I don't  think that's her, she wasn't that tall!"



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